Example:
Hello and thank you for contacting us. We have shut down the website in
question.

Oh wait, just kidding. We haven't, since the site in question is fully
legal. Unlike certain other countries, such as the one you're in, we have
sane copyright laws here. But we also have polar bears roaming the
streets and attacking people :-(.

http://thepiratebay.org/legal

   

...It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and that
you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
http://www.thepiratebay.org.

Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,
anakata

Hilarious! definitely worth reading several of these. I knew these were here but I had never spent time to actually read them. They are funny.

I think they had a lawsuit that they lost and the site should've been taken down by now. Amazing they're still up after all this time.